Plant Humor

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Plant humor. Everyone has these on their face. Tulips i have no plants in my house. Also i ve seen funny garden quotes and succulent quotes here and there. What did the big flower say to the little flower. Plants only grow because someone spent effort on them. If you re a sap for plant puns you re in the right place. Take a picture and share your green thumb with the world.

Flower jokes and puns about tulips etc. Tending to a garden requires patience and attention. Some of these quotes about plants i have seen imprinted on pots at stores. They won t live for me. Featuring short garden sayings and quotes embossed on related images. Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. Some of them don t even wait to die they commit suicide jerry seinfeld.

21 jokes about plants that will make you love and fear them goes to store to buy a pot and walks out with 20 different plants by anna borges. Puns are great way to plant a smile on your friends and family s faces. They will make you and your kids laugh. Enjoy these funny flower jokes and puns. Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. When it comes to finding funny plant jokes we re doing just vine. Greeting cards and birthday texts are always better when you stick in a fun pun or two.

Apr 2 2020 funny and cute quotes garden folks are likely to enjoy. Admittedly i m a crazy plant lady. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows doug larson. Unsplash meiying ng do you have a funny plant pun. Leave it in the comments. By maria monrovia updated june 19 2018. So of course i had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards.

Why did the horse go behind the tree. Gifting plants to your friends and loved ones is also more fun when they re accompanied by a witty card with a pun picked just for them.